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Man Seeking Monster, is this a blog about a monster hunter?  Or is it about a man with an online dating profile in which he specifies his type of woman as monstrous?  Or is the online dating site one that connects ordinary, but kinky men with actual, snarling, acid-blooded monsters?  Or maybe, this blog isn’t at all about dating or even a man.  Maybe it’s about a monster who’s seeking a man to eat.  Or the monster is seeking a man on an online dating site that connects snarling, acid-blooded, but kinky monsters with ordinary men.

Can you afford to not find out?

(Yes.)

Or are you the type of scum who doesn’t care about the answer to the most profound question since “what is the meaning of life”?

(No, you’re not.)

Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to Man Seeking Monster.

(Please leave.)

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